Pregnant girlfriend

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KAASH EK MINUTE PAHLE NIKAL LIYA HOTA!!

5 ChineseChuBuHuFu and Su decided to immigrate to the US .
In order to get a visathey had to adapt their names to American standards.
Chu became Chuck
Bu became Buck
Hu became Huck
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Fu and Su decided to stay in China

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Here's a story of a man & three women. One (a prostitute)one (a mistress)and one (a wife).

When he makes love to the firstshe thinks"Just hurry up and finish."
The second one thinks"Just relax slow down and make this last longer."
The third one lays there and thinks"I'd think we should paint the ceiling Beige."