Is BUS.......male or female

There is a classroom of some small children (5-7yrs),

with a genius boy ( Bablu ) and a smart one (Pappu).

The dialogue between the two and the teacher goes something like this:

Bablu: "Teacher, teacher! Is Bus male or female?

Teacher : Thinking.......

Pappu: "Teacher, teacher! It is female"

Bablu : "Kyon?"

Pappu: "Kyon ki sab log uspe chadte hain."

Teacher is pareshan. While Bablu gets in doubt.

Bablu: "Agar bus female hai aur sab uspe chadte hain to uske bacche kyon nahin hote?"

Teacher is more pareshan.

Pappu: "Kyon ki sab us par peeche se chadte hain."

Teacher is now hiding her face.Bablu gets another doubt.

Bablu: "Maana sabhi peeche se chadte hain, but driver aur conductor to aagay se chadte hain. Phir bachche kyon nahin hote?"

Teacher is sweating as it is getting too much to handle.

Pappu replies : "Kyon ki woh dono topi pehanke chadte hain."

Teacher faints !!!!!!!

sms jokes

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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I wasn't kissing you, I was just telling your lips a secret!

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Sms har pal karu to shararat hogi,
Har din karu to pareshani hogi,

Kabhi bhi na karu to kanjusi hogi,
Par dilse karu to shayad apko khusi hogi. Hui na??

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Hame hamesha tumhare heart me rakhna, Mind me nahi,

Hume mind me rakhna dangerous ho sakta hai, Kyonki hum mind blowing hai.

Na moh na maya hai

Na moh na maya hai;
Aalas tumhi ko aaya hai;
Humein bhi msg kar k dekh lo;
Nokia/Motorola/ Sony ne ye mobile sirf
Tumhari GIRLFRIEND k liye nahi banaya hai.

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Ishq ke sahare jiya nahi karte,
Gum ke pyalo ko piya nahi karte,
Kuchh Nawab dost hain hamare,
Jinko Pareshan na karo to wo yaad hi kiya nahi karte...

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Rabb kare sade yaar muskraunde rehen,
Sohnia nu tarpaunde rehen,
Yara nal mehfila v launde rehan,
Kuri na fase koi gal ni, customer care nal kam chalaunde rehan.

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Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena,
Kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo,
Roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati,
Kabhi khud bhi SMS kiya karo.

Pregnant girlfriend

PREGNENT GIRL FRIEND AUR JALE HUE TOAST KO DEKH KAR AAP KYA SOCHTE HAINN ?

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KAASH EK MINUTE PAHLE NIKAL LIYA HOTA!!

5 ChineseChuBuHuFu and Su decided to immigrate to the US .
In order to get a visathey had to adapt their names to American standards.
Chu became Chuck
Bu became Buck
Hu became Huck
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Fu and Su decided to stay in China

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Here's a story of a man & three women. One (a prostitute)one (a mistress)and one (a wife).

When he makes love to the firstshe thinks"Just hurry up and finish."
The second one thinks"Just relax slow down and make this last longer."
The third one lays there and thinks"I'd think we should paint the ceiling Beige."

Guess who

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity gets the better of him and he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he's doing.

"I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine's Day cards signed, 'Guess who?'"

"But why?" asks the man.

"I'm a divorce lawyer."