Jokes

Saturday, February 28, 2015

Bill Gates vs Steve Jobs

Bill Gates: "So, how's heaven Steve?"

Steve Jobs: "Great it just doesn't have any wall or fence."

Bill Gates: "So...?"

Steve Jobs: "So, we don't need any Windows and Gates. I'm sorry Bill, I didn't mean to offend you."

Bill Gates: "It's ok Steve, but I heard a rumor."

Steve Jobs: "Oh, what rumor?"

Bill Gates: "That nobody is allowed to touch the Apple there." 😃😂

At 3am midnight:Man in bed with his wife,slides his hand slowly across her shoulders,across her waist,under her neck,under her back,& suddenly stops...Wife: "Why did u stop?"Man: "Remote mil gaya, soja tu!!'' 😳😁😂😂"World cup fever"🏆

Saturday, November 14, 2009

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Lady 2 Doctor: Sir Sex ke liye konsa samay Uchit hai?

Doctor: Dopahar 2 se 4

Lady: woh kyon...?

Doctor: Compounder nahi hota iss liye.

Paisa gand ki tarah hota hai.

Hota to sabhi ke paas hai lekin muft me koi nahi dena chahta!

Updesh land ki tarah hota hai.

Dena har koi chahta hai, lene wale kam milte hai.

Ek press wala Laaloji se poonchta hain: Aap ne apne ghar me 11 bachee kaise kiye?

Lalooji bole: Kyunki hum rubber se jyada rabdi ko use kiya hu na!

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When I see a beautiful girl,

with Fair complexion,

Sexy figure ,

Long hair,

The only thing I remember is

The Tata Sky slogan

Isko baja dala, toh life jingalala.

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Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Is BUS.......male or female

There is a classroom of some small children (5-7yrs),

with a genius boy ( Bablu ) and a smart one (Pappu).

The dialogue between the two and the teacher goes something like this:

Bablu: "Teacher, teacher! Is Bus male or female?

Teacher : Thinking.......

Pappu: "Teacher, teacher! It is female"

Bablu : "Kyon?"

Pappu: "Kyon ki sab log uspe chadte hain."

Teacher is pareshan. While Bablu gets in doubt.

Bablu: "Agar bus female hai aur sab uspe chadte hain to uske bacche kyon nahin hote?"

Teacher is more pareshan.

Pappu: "Kyon ki sab us par peeche se chadte hain."

Teacher is now hiding her face.Bablu gets another doubt.

Bablu: "Maana sabhi peeche se chadte hain, but driver aur conductor to aagay se chadte hain. Phir bachche kyon nahin hote?"

Teacher is sweating as it is getting too much to handle.

Pappu replies : "Kyon ki woh dono topi pehanke chadte hain."

Teacher faints !!!!!!!