Saturday, February 28, 2015

Bill Gates vs Steve Jobs

Bill Gates: "So, how's heaven Steve?"

Steve Jobs: "Great it just doesn't have any wall or fence."

Bill Gates: "So...?"

Steve Jobs: "So, we don't need any Windows and Gates. I'm sorry Bill, I didn't mean to offend you."

Bill Gates: "It's ok Steve, but I heard a rumor."

Steve Jobs: "Oh, what rumor?"

Bill Gates: "That nobody is allowed to touch the Apple there." 😃😂

Touch

At 3am midnight:Man in bed with his wife,slides his hand slowly across her shoulders,across her waist,under her neck,under her back,& suddenly stops...Wife: "Why did u stop?"Man: "Remote mil gaya, soja tu!!'' 😳😁😂😂"World cup fever"🏆