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Lady 2 Doctor: Sir Sex ke liye konsa samay Uchit hai?


Doctor: Dopahar 2 se 4



Lady: woh kyon...?

Doctor: Compounder nahi hota iss liye.






Paisa gand ki tarah hota hai.


Hota to sabhi ke paas hai lekin muft me koi nahi dena chahta!



Updesh land ki tarah hota hai.

Dena har koi chahta hai, lene wale kam milte hai.









Ek press wala Laaloji se poonchta hain: Aap ne apne ghar me 11 bachee kaise kiye?





Lalooji bole: Kyunki hum rubber se jyada rabdi ko use kiya hu na!

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When I see a beautiful girl, with Fair complexion, Sexy figure , Long hair, The only thing I remember is The Tata Sky slogan Isko baja dala, toh life jingalala.

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